Well, I must say that this has been an interesting experience. After all, how often do you see a god standing outside your window, and have a rather pleasant chat with him? Especially a Break, or rather the Break. I must say that if you have the patience for it, he is quite the conversationalist. Oh, I should clarify who I'm talking about, though anyone who is actually reading this probably can guess.
By his own request, I call him Ola'asu, pronounced "Olawasu". Some of you might know him as the "Slender Man," however. I noticed he was watching me while I was experimenting with Norse runes, keying various combinations to produce an effect. Perhaps it helped that the motion-sensor light outside flicked on, perhaps because Ola'asu activated it? At any rate, knowing his reputation, I prepared myself as best I could and rolled myself over to the window to see what he wanted. I have to say, his voice is interesting, assuming it is a voice at all. Something like an extremely poor recording of Brian Blessed on fast forward. Here's how our conversation went.
Ola'asu: Kark.
Myself: Pardon? What is a kark?
O: One of two.
M: One of two? Ah, 'Kark,' Clark, I see. So you seem to be the Break I've been studying recently?
O: You see me.
M: A 'perhaps' then. What would you like of me, then? My body in a tree? My head left on a doorstep, possibly Sandra's?
-Here, Ola'asu looked about fit to tear my walls down to have a chance to kill me.-
M: I joke, I joke. Actually, I have some questions for you.
-Ola'asu looked at me curiously. H(a)unting's tips on how to deal with him seem to work well, but I think my jaunty attitude and request for what amounts to an interview was a little offsetting to him.-
O: No rest. -He began thrashing the air in front of him violently, apparently indicating that he wanted me in the middle of them.-
Then, he set off. I came here to record the incident, though the actual posting time will be delayed, as I want to spend as much time as possible researching what I gathered from our short conversation. However, I will record everything I find on a new post here as I come upon it.
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